Giving away what isn't even his! Kevin: That's what Robin Hood always did. He's obviously a dangerous man, unbalanced if you ask me. Kevin: I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again.
Four foot one? Well that-that-that is-is- a long time, isn't it? Robin Hood: And how long have you been a robber? Strutter: Four foot one. Aren't they Redgrave? Redgrave: Robin Hood: You see- what did he say? Marion: He says yeah, what with Christmas coming up and all. Robin Hood: Oh yes, and believe you me, the poor are going to be, well not just absolutely thrilled, but also considerably less poor. Of course they haven't got two pennies to rub together but that's because they're poor! Randall: The poor? Robin Hood: Oh, you must meet them. Have you met them at all? Randall: Who? Robin Hood: The poor. Robin Hood: The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled. Vermin: You never know 'till you've eaten it!Įvil: Oh, Benson! I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins, filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong! I feel so bad, Benson! Benson: Good! Good! Evil: Yes, it is good, for this is the worst kind of badness that I'm feeling! Wally: Vermin, that is not meant to be eaten. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one! Sorry.
If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. They can't hear! They can't speak! They can't operate machinery! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?. Look how He spends His time! Forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men! Robert: Slugs. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn't interested in technology. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. Minion: Uh, understanding of what, Master? Evil: Digital watches. Evil: I let Him keep me here in order to lull Him into a false sense of security.Įvil: When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding. Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness? Robert: Because you- Evil: Shut up. I am all powerful! Cartwright: But why, if that's the case, are you unable to escape from this fortress? Evil: It's a good question. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?ĭialogue Evil: What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff? Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent? Baxi Brazilia III: But He created you, Evil One! Evil : What did you say? Baxi: Well He created you, so He can't be totally- Evil: Never talk to me like that again! No one created me! I am Evil.
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